The Secret Service Journal

DARTH VADER'S IMPERIAL MARCH In the last episode of our action packed saga of one man's twilight struggle against the evil empire of the federal government, our hero RONBO (so named by SS Agent John Francis McKenna in 1996) confronted imperial storm trooper and U.S. Secret Service Agent TAD DOWNS at the door of his motel suite in beautiful downtown Missoula, Montana where Agent Downs was told to "pound sand." Like a tried and true imperial SS storm trooper, Agent Downs, no doubt under the direct control of Big Sister of the Department Homeland Security in which he labors with only a very small $250,000 yearly pay package when all perks are included, raises RONBO's august status on the Watch List to "Person of Interest." As is well known, a POI is someone whom law enforcement will soon arrest. This label is designed to make the suspect nervous and commit some type of irrational act that will lead to their arrest. However, the SS are dealing with the wily...

Nazis? No way! We are simply good German soldiers following orders from our superiors.

You would think with literally thousands of Islamists and Leftists going after Obama, the U.S. Secret Service would better serve the nation by defending the presidency from the bad guys rather than to waste valuable taxpayer dollars stalking and harassing an honest old retired soldier like Ronald "Ronbo" Barbour, but such are the realities of the People's Republic of America. About 0930 hours Missoula, Montana hours (This is 8:30 a.m. to those of you living in Rio Linda, California) the vast arm of federal law enforcement swept into the parking lot of my motel near the icy cold and swift running Clark Fork river. The SS agent well equipped with expensive sun glasses and backed up by two of Missoula's PD's finest storm troopers dressed head to toe in black with wicked looking automatic pistols at the ready, advanced fearlessly to apartment number #15, which is the well guarded Ronbo Bunker. Actually, my apartment isn't guarded at all, but don't yo...

OF COURSE IF YOU WRITE A POEM ABOUT ASSASSINATION WITHOUT MENTION OF OBAMA BY NAME YOU GET THREE YEARS IN THE GULAG Salon Publishes Call for Murder of Sarah Palin Liberal online political magazine Salon.com published a letter to the editor yesterday that called for the murder of 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. The letter was written in response to a mocking article at Salon titled, Good Morning America's painfully friendly interview with Sarah Palin by Alex Pareene. Pareene snarkily sums up the GMA interview, "The interview was basically split into a couple of distinct sections: How awesome is your family, how bad is Barack Obama, how awful are people who criticize you, and how awesome is America?" The first letter published in response to the article calls for Palin to be electrocuted by a cattle prod by convicted dog abuser Michael Vick, "Vick gets a pet to torture and we get rid of Palin. A win-win for everyo...

First Published: November 09, 2005 The meeting between me and the agents of Caesar, the U.S. Secret Service, was set up in advance by my Pastor, William Lowry. The agents allegedly wanted to meet with me in order to "close my case" -- I found out instead that they wanted to meet with me every ninety days for an indefinite period. The exchange lasted about 20 minutes and it took place in the main conference room of my Church. The persons present were I, Pastor William Lowry and two Secret Service agents; one male and one female. The dialogue was for the most part between me and the male agent, a man of about 35 years with a shaven head that indicates either excessive vanity or a personality disorder who I will call Kojak. The female Secret Service agent was a blond and very attractive, about 30 years in age who largely remained silent and was likely wearing a recording device and carrying a small caliber gun on her person who I'll...

First Published: May 31, 2006 Kevin Billings was one of many Secret Service agents who has dogged my heels for several years has had a little adventure of his own in the Congo recently made national news and points to the rogue nature of a major federal law enforcement agency increasingly out of control. I first met Agent Billings in November, 2001 while walking in downtown Orlando and dodging the rain. I passed by the entrance to a bank building on Orange Avenue when this middle aged grey headed guy dressed in a raincoat literally leaped out into the rain by my side and said, "I'm Kevin Billings of the Secret Service -- How are you, Mr. Barbour?" "Minding my own business, " I replied and ducked into a Starbucks for a coffee as I had pre-planned. Billings and another agent followed me into the coffee shop. The other agent was a giant who stood with Billings against the wall in a hostile manner with an aggressive stare from tiny blue ey...

First Published: September 01, 2006 The Secret Service Hears Nothing... The Secret Service Sees Nothing... The Secret Service Knows Nothing.... As is well known, the Secret Service only arrests innocent Right Wing opponents of Leftist American presidents. It would appear President Bush faces danger not only from his Leftist and Muslim foes, but from the very organization that is charged with his protection.

First Published: September 01, 2006 What do you want to bet that Rush Limbaugh gets a visit from the Secret Service for floating this satire on the Leftist Bush assassination movie? RUSH: I'm working on the concept of a new docudrama. Working on the concept here of a new movie, ladies and gentlemen. I have powerful friends in Hollywood, and they're always looking for story ideas to make movies and docudramas out of. Greetings, welcome back. Rush Limbaugh, your host for life, not retiring 'til every American agrees with me here on the one and only EIB Network, coming to you for the final day this week from high atop the EIB Building in midtown Manhattan. Telephone number if you want to be on the program, 800-282-2882, and the e-mail address is Rush@eibnet.com . Here's the idea, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to pass on to my powerful creative friends in Hollywood. The basic premise is that former President Clinton gets kidnap...

First Published: October 20, 2008 This story appears in Tuesday's issue of The Lufkin Daily News, 10/6/08. This is totally absurd regardless of what party you choose to support in the Presidential campaign . On Wednesday the 1st of October I received a call on my cell while in the car with my husband. It was a woman who identified herself as calling from the Obama Campaign. The phone # she called from was 903-798-6020 which lists as "Obama Volunteers of Texarkana " (Texas). She asked if I was an Obama supporter to which I replied: "No, I don't support him, your guy is a socialist who voted four times in the State Senate to let little babies die in hospital closets; I think you should find something better to do with your time." I hung up. Thursday, October 2, I answered the front door to find the Secret Service. Immediately I thought of the call and was furious that apparently you are not allowed to call Obama a Soc...

First Published: October 23, 2008 In regards to your satire on the Secret Service (SS) persecution of Jerry M. Blanchard: I believe it's very serious issue and here is my commentary. First of all, I would like to take issue with the entire assumption that the equivalent of a national police force should be permitted to investigate anonymous tips which do not explicitly allege violence against a candidate for president of the United States. I believe that in this instance, the charge was made that this person expected to see Obama dead. That is not the same as a person stating they were going to harm a candidate, so we come pretty close to agreement here. While the tip is anonymous to the person being checked out, it is not anonymous to the Secret Service. That's where I would hope some sanity would come into this. Is the complainant above reproach? What is their station in life? What might their motive be? The alternative is to accept an ...

First Published: January 21, 2009 Dear Sirs: First of all, I want to send a “well done” to Trooper S. Howard (#2073, Troop G) for his outstanding performance in handling what could have been a very serious situation. On January 19, 2009 I was driving north on I 95 near Jacksonville, Florida when Trooper Howard was wrongly advised by the U.S. Secret Service that I was a potential assassin of the new president and had a van full of weapons. I was made aware of this information on January 21st by way of a reliable confidential informant in the federal government. When Trooper Howard heard this bit of disinformation and thinking it was the gospel truth, he immediately swung into action when he spotted my vehicle traveling north on I-95 at about the same time I spotted him. Trooper Howard then turned on his emergency equipment and I pulled over to the shoulder of the road. The next thing I saw was a puff of smoke that smelled like burning rubber, ...

First Published: September 22, 2009 Mark Sullivan Director United States Secret Service Dear Mr. Sullivan: I am not certain that you are aware of the actions of your agents in regards to their harassment of me which is in my never humble opinion illegal, immoral and in the tradition of secret police of socialist nations such as the former East German Stasi and Soviet KGB. I have written and published many articles on the details of this harassment and I will provide enclosures to these articles that I hope you will read, but in summary they reveal a pattern of tyranny against an innocent private citizen and decorated veteran of an allegedly free republic. 1. Surveillance that includes high speed chases by SS agents for reasons of harassment. 2. Constant phone calls and meetings with my friends and employers for no good reason other than to gain restricted personal information and attempt to recruit them in a spy ring directed against me. 3. The...

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First Published: October 11, 2010 Obama has the book thrown at him: Moment a missile narrowly misses the U.S. President's head dailymail.co.uk ^ This is the astonishing moment a book was apparently hurled at the head of U.S. President Barack Obama during a campaign rally in Philadelphia. The flying missile narrowly missed hitting the President today. It is not clear what the book was, where it came from in the crowd, or why it was thrown at Mr Obama - who did not appear to notice the danger. But it is expected that there will be fallout from the security breach as the Secret Service investigates how close the President came to danger. The rally was clearly an eventful one - other images showed a naked man being led away in handcuffs by police. It is not clear if the man was involved in the book-throwing incident - or why he was not wearing any clothes. The bizarre incident recalled the moment in 2008 when an angry Iraqi journalist ...

First Published: October 12, 2010 A tale of two Presidential threats: 1. Patriot is sent to prison for six months for calling Obama, "The Anti-Christ.” ARTICLE HERE 2. Socialist throws book at Obama that nearly hits him, and is not arrested by the Secret Service. ARTICLE HERE CONCLUSION: U.S. Secret Service Favors Leftists And Cannot Protect The President. Discussion at Free Republic

First Published: October 19, 2008 Barack The Magic Negro Obama has not been elected President of the United States, but already his SS agents (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) are out arresting and sending to prison those whom they deem are enemies of The Lord Messiah Obama. One such individual is Jerry M Blanchard of Charlotte, North Carolina. Mr. Blanchard is currently being held at FCI (Federal Correctional Institute) Butner , North Carolina for allegedly threatening to assassinate The Lord Messiah Obama and, more importantly, calling him the “Anti-Christ.” The foundation of the SS case(The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered a...