RONBO COUNTS COUP AGAINST THE U.S. SECRET SERVICE
Counting coup refers to the winning of prestige in battle by the Plains Indians of North America.
Warriors won prestige by acts of bravery in the face of the enemy, and
these acts could be recorded in various ways and retold as stories. Any
blow struck against the enemy counted as a coup, but the most
prestigious acts included touching an enemy warrior with the hand, bow,
or with a coup stick then escaping unharmed.Touching the first enemy to die in battle or touching the enemy's defensive works also counted as coup.Counting coup could also involve stealing an enemy's weapons or horses tied up to his lodge in camp. Risk of injury or death was required to count coup. --WIKIPEDIA
Obama in Seattle is cheered by the Leftist public
The Magic Negro President slept last night at the Westin Hotel in Seattle less than one mile from the residence of Ronbo - an individual high on the Black List of the U.S. Secret Service.
It is reliably reported that Ronbo slept well. One would hope the worst
president in U.S. history - who may have laid the groundwork for WW III
by the appeasement of Iran would roll around in his presidential bed in a cold sweat
and not get a wink; however, doctors have long noticed that psychopaths, especially psychopath Communists like Obama, sleep like a baby after a bottle of
warm milk.
It is also reported that Ronbo on his early morning walk at 6 a.m. heard on the radio that President No Hope And No Change was staying at the upscale Westin Hotel not far from his humble digs, so he decided to swing down that way with his trusty Canon camera and take some flicks that are posted below. The temperature was a little chilly and there was fog, but the freelance journalist Ronbo stuck it out and got the pictures and the story.
The writer should relate that Black Listed Ronbo has been told on many occasions by the traitor swine of the SS and other members of Homeland Security to stay the hell away from Presidential Events, but Ronbo decided to do a little R & I (Recon and Intelligence) of the situation not far from his home. Thus, like a silent gray ghost in the mist he spent over two hours lurking about the Westin Hotel, bold as brass, and the odd thing was that the numerous officers of various branches of law enforcement in downtown looked right at him without a beam of recognition, so Ronbo thought, "Maybe I have become a specter in the Northwest fog."
After walking around for nearly an hour in the cold and dark, Ronbo walked into the low rent MacDonald's that is right across the street from the delux Westin Hotel with it's five star meals(How did this happen?) to have coffee with about half the Seattle police department who looked at him with boredom. Ronbo thought, "Why do I feel like Daniel in the lion's den?" But alas, no action as the cops continued to drink coffee and talk about plans to spent their overtime lavish overtime pay, said one young handsome policeman with jet black hair and a winning smile, "Gee, the O.T. is gonna come in handy for Christmas! I wish Obama would visit Seattle more often."
After about a half an hour in the lion's den, the infamous Ronbo departed to visit the cold looking Channel Four news crew on the street opposite. There were two very cute info babes on duty, one blond and a dark haired beauty, who were moving back and forth often to stay warm. Ronbo thought, "I guess it's really true that women have less resistance to cold than men."
The cameramen were not impressed with Ronbo's attention to the info babes and sent him dark threatening looks, so he moved down the street about half a block knowing that he was in the right position for the "Money Shot" (no pun intended) for America's Communist-In-Chief when he at last departed the Westin Hotel.
Time endlessly passed in the cold and fog on the street outside the Westin Hotel. The crowd continued to grow, the radio announced that "Wheels Up" for Air Force One was 8:30 a.m. but Ronbo knowing that Obama was always late knew His Majesty would be leaving late.
An attractive middle aged woman walked up on Ronbo's left and asked, "Has the President departed the hotel yet?" Ronbo after carefully checking the her hand for a wedding ring said, "Nope. A no show so far." The woman replied, "Are you local?" Ronbo, thinking that he may be on to something good responded in a cheery voice, "I live less than a mile from here." The woman, who had an awesome pair of blue eyes and a nice figure said in a loud voice heard about a block, "Don't you just hate it when Obama comes to town? The police screw up the traffic something terrible. Did you know the Secret Service shutdown the downtown transit Tunnel and the monorail? And not only that, but they are shutting down the I-5 Freeway to the airport! I mean people have to get to work! And think about the overtime pay for all these cops! I could see going to all this trouble if Obama were a decent president like Reagan, but he is going to bankrupt me with his damn Obamacare. I hate Obama! And..."
An official sounding voice behind us said, "Lady would you come with me?" The man flashed a badge, "Secret Service, please step this way." The SS officer was quickly joined by two Seattle cops and the little party marched up the street to the applause of the crowd. Seattle is very Leftist. An elderly man to my right said, "It serves the Tea Party bitch right! I hope she gets arrested. I yelled at the departing woman, "Remember you have the right to remain silent!"
Then someone yelled, "Here HE comes," as several black SUV's with tinted glass flashed into the intersection. Ronbo took several pictures and apparently got one of the presidential SUV that was flying the National Colors and the Presidential Flag. The crowd cheered loudly as the President For Life (?) flew into the intersection doing about 60 miles an hour. Seattle is a very Leftist burg that recently elected a card carrying socialist to the city council. Ronbo yelled in his best platoon sergeant's voice as soon as the cheers died down, "You people disgust me! You make me ashamed to be an American! Obama is a traitor!"
It is also reported that Ronbo on his early morning walk at 6 a.m. heard on the radio that President No Hope And No Change was staying at the upscale Westin Hotel not far from his humble digs, so he decided to swing down that way with his trusty Canon camera and take some flicks that are posted below. The temperature was a little chilly and there was fog, but the freelance journalist Ronbo stuck it out and got the pictures and the story.
The writer should relate that Black Listed Ronbo has been told on many occasions by the traitor swine of the SS and other members of Homeland Security to stay the hell away from Presidential Events, but Ronbo decided to do a little R & I (Recon and Intelligence) of the situation not far from his home. Thus, like a silent gray ghost in the mist he spent over two hours lurking about the Westin Hotel, bold as brass, and the odd thing was that the numerous officers of various branches of law enforcement in downtown looked right at him without a beam of recognition, so Ronbo thought, "Maybe I have become a specter in the Northwest fog."
After walking around for nearly an hour in the cold and dark, Ronbo walked into the low rent MacDonald's that is right across the street from the delux Westin Hotel with it's five star meals(How did this happen?) to have coffee with about half the Seattle police department who looked at him with boredom. Ronbo thought, "Why do I feel like Daniel in the lion's den?" But alas, no action as the cops continued to drink coffee and talk about plans to spent their overtime lavish overtime pay, said one young handsome policeman with jet black hair and a winning smile, "Gee, the O.T. is gonna come in handy for Christmas! I wish Obama would visit Seattle more often."
After about a half an hour in the lion's den, the infamous Ronbo departed to visit the cold looking Channel Four news crew on the street opposite. There were two very cute info babes on duty, one blond and a dark haired beauty, who were moving back and forth often to stay warm. Ronbo thought, "I guess it's really true that women have less resistance to cold than men."
The cameramen were not impressed with Ronbo's attention to the info babes and sent him dark threatening looks, so he moved down the street about half a block knowing that he was in the right position for the "Money Shot" (no pun intended) for America's Communist-In-Chief when he at last departed the Westin Hotel.
Time endlessly passed in the cold and fog on the street outside the Westin Hotel. The crowd continued to grow, the radio announced that "Wheels Up" for Air Force One was 8:30 a.m. but Ronbo knowing that Obama was always late knew His Majesty would be leaving late.
An attractive middle aged woman walked up on Ronbo's left and asked, "Has the President departed the hotel yet?" Ronbo after carefully checking the her hand for a wedding ring said, "Nope. A no show so far." The woman replied, "Are you local?" Ronbo, thinking that he may be on to something good responded in a cheery voice, "I live less than a mile from here." The woman, who had an awesome pair of blue eyes and a nice figure said in a loud voice heard about a block, "Don't you just hate it when Obama comes to town? The police screw up the traffic something terrible. Did you know the Secret Service shutdown the downtown transit Tunnel and the monorail? And not only that, but they are shutting down the I-5 Freeway to the airport! I mean people have to get to work! And think about the overtime pay for all these cops! I could see going to all this trouble if Obama were a decent president like Reagan, but he is going to bankrupt me with his damn Obamacare. I hate Obama! And..."
An official sounding voice behind us said, "Lady would you come with me?" The man flashed a badge, "Secret Service, please step this way." The SS officer was quickly joined by two Seattle cops and the little party marched up the street to the applause of the crowd. Seattle is very Leftist. An elderly man to my right said, "It serves the Tea Party bitch right! I hope she gets arrested. I yelled at the departing woman, "Remember you have the right to remain silent!"
Then someone yelled, "Here HE comes," as several black SUV's with tinted glass flashed into the intersection. Ronbo took several pictures and apparently got one of the presidential SUV that was flying the National Colors and the Presidential Flag. The crowd cheered loudly as the President For Life (?) flew into the intersection doing about 60 miles an hour. Seattle is a very Leftist burg that recently elected a card carrying socialist to the city council. Ronbo yelled in his best platoon sergeant's voice as soon as the cheers died down, "You people disgust me! You make me ashamed to be an American! Obama is a traitor!"
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