FREE JERRY M. BLANCHARD FROM THE SS!
First Published: October 19, 2008
The foundation of the SS case(The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War)against Mr. Blanchard rests on the testimony of a few people who allegedly overheard Mr. Blanchard make threatening remarks concerning The Remarkable Obama. It would appear these days Democrats have developed a keen sense of hearing threats against The Wonderful Obama that were never spoken. These sensitive and patriotic American citizens who have no doubt have memorized the telephone numbers of equally sensitive and patriotic members of the elite SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) who never seem to find it out of place when Democrats and other Leftists as a matter of routine threaten the life of President Bush by way of books, movies, conversations overheard in most upper West side bars in New York City and in scores of Leftist Internet website like Daily Kos. After all, Bush is a fascist warmonger and baby killer who deserves no respect according to Leftists, Democrats and the SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War)
Thus Jerry M Blanchard, a stalwart Republican who actually believed that such a thing as the First Amendment still exists, made some conversations that were extremely politically incorrect and perhaps even very critical of His Excellency Obama, but given the context of a holocaust of Leftist hate speech and death threats directed against President Bush, Senator McCain, Governor Palin, the Boy Scouts and Mickey Mouse , Mr. Blanchard's remarks were pretty much typical American political speech of 2008. The SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) did not see these alleged threatening comment reliably reported by Leftists concerning His Highness Obama in a laissez-faire political speech mode; no this was the beginning of dastardly conservative conspiracy to terminate with extreme prejudice His Holiness Obama. The Manchurian Candidate who has as good as won the election on November 4th and will no doubt be very grateful and generous towards members of the elite SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) who are so keen as to start arresting and throwing into prison conservatives before He takes office.
I may be a silly old Republican, but exactly what federal statute did Mr. Blanchard violate? This assuming he violated any law. I notice that U.S.C. 879 that Mr. Blanchard was indicted under refers to a “major party candidate. ” What is the definition of a “major party?” I'm sure many Republicans feel the Democrats are “major” only in the context that they are major league socialists. No doubt many Democrats feel the Republicans are a tiny minor minority party they can legislate out of existence if The Holy One Obama receives enough stolen votes from ACORN to become president. The devil is in the definition and since the statute doesn't define a “major party” on this issue alone is Mr. Blanchard free from arrest unless Congress passes something like the “Obama Protection Act of 2008.” Also, what about due process of law, Writ of Habeas Corpus, bail and all those other republican safeguards of the inalienable Rights of Man and Citizen? I suppose under the new “Obama Protection Act of 2008” such old fashioned notions are out of style and a mere indictment by a Grand Jury which meets in secret and is staffed by secret members who hear only secret government testimony is enough to send an innocent man to prison. I understand the more advanced members of the elite SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) have sent a memordum to their Director with a highly advanced idea of how to end this bottleneck in the jails full of Obama critics waiting for judges and Grand Juries – Allow the SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) to simply arrest and send to prison anyone who they think may be critical towards The Supreme Leader Obama. The memo notes this worked well in Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia where never a harsh word was said about The Leadership for many years. Yes sir! Say something hateful or allegedly racist about The Great Thinker Obama, like calling him The Magic Negro, and off you to go prison. No lawyer. No bail. Just jail. I'm thinking billboard signs all across the USA with a picture of The Fearless Leader Obama and this logo on it.
But back to poor Mr. Blanchard ,who after spending over a month in a single jail cell with a dozen members of The Nation of Islam also called "The Klan With The Tan" and converts to the most racist element of Islam to save his life, is finally released by the SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War)-- Well perhaps released is not quite the word – he is transported to the very nice federal prison at Butner staffed by polite guards wearing coat and ties who in a very friendly manner escort Mr. Blanchard to his very own private cell in the Isolation Unit complete with security cameras and 24/7 security guards at taxpayer expense. The number one rule of the Isolation Unit is security. The security is so good here in the Isolation Unit that men go crazy and howl all day and night in the comfort of maximum security. Mr. Blanchard gets his security meals approved by the Federal Diet Agency and containing no more than 500 calories by way of a hole in the door three times day. The laundry is changed once a week and Mr, Blanchard receives a fresh security one piece red federal inmate uniform by way of the security food slot once a week. Also once a week Mr. Blanchard receives his security bath that will not include a razor due to Security Concerns. Mr. Blanchard will not receive recreation, mail, visits, or be allowed reading materials also due to Security Concerns. The Federal BOP (Bureau of Prisons) is not being unkind to Mr. Blanchard, a dangerous revolutionary and assassin who could raise an army torch bearing peasants that would storm the nearest castle looking for The Monster Obama, it's simply Security Concerns. Did I mention security suicide watch? The BOP has learned over many years that political prisoners for some reason become depressed and kill themselves. This is unacceptable Security Concern because blood all over the cell my infect a politically correct staff member who thinks only good thoughts about The Chosen One and has applied for a job with the SS (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the
Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War).
Alas, all good things must end some day! One fine morning Mr. Blanchard missed because his subterranean cell had no skylight, the keys rattle in the door of his maximum security cell and there before his sleepy eyes stands the prison's heavily armed SWAT team dressed head to toe in black to take him to the Interrogation...err...Conference Room. There under the hot lights a tag team of SS agents (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) grill him for hour after hour with questions and commands:
Confess your guilt!
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Republican Party?
We want to know the names of everyone in your sleeper cell!
Why do you have DVDs of Road Runner cartoons?
Tell us everything you know about Ronbo!
And so forth.
As is well known to civil rights Guardians of The Republic like the Communist ACLU, torture is forbidden by federal law, however, sending an innocent man to prison without due process and putting him into a cell full racist black fascists and then sending him to an isolation cell in the high security wing of a prison and then hauling him out to be seated under hot lights until he confesses – this not torture. This is simply extremism in the defense of liberty. The federal courts have so ruled.
Remarkably Mr. Blanchard holds out. He won't even tell the SS agents (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) anything about Ronbo. He says nothing. He's knows nothing. He sees nothing. After 48 hours of intense interrogations and not allowed to sleep he begins to have visions that he's an American officer in Nazi POW camp by the name of Colonel Hogan. “Where the hell is Sergeant Schultz?” He keeps yelling over and over so long the SS agents (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) start wondering if they do indeed have an innocent man in their hands.
The conversation between the agents went something like this:
Agent One: Remember Ronbo? I heard he was innocent.
Agent Two: I heard he was innocent too. I remember reading that somewhere on the Internet.
Agent One: Never mind. We go to Plan B. I've already cleared it with the Director.
Agent Two: What's Plan B?
Agent One: DRUGS! DRUGS!! MORE DRUGS!!! Didn't you go to Interrogation 101 at the Academy? We need a court order, but all we have to tell the judge is he's crazy, and he will be totally insane after we give him the drugs.
Agent Two: It didn't work on Ronbo.
Agent One: The drugs only work if the suspect is sane. Ronbo was insane and harmless. All the drugs did was turn him sane and dangerous. This is why we never give drugs to the insane. Now get me Judge Aisha Muhammad on the phone!
At some point in Plan “B” poor Mr. Blanchard confesses to the attempted assassination of the Anti-Christ. He also confesses to being James Dean, Lee Harvey Oswald, Martin Luther, George Washington and Ronbo. The SS agents (The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel SS Praetorian Guard of Adolf Hitler that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War) rush him to the nearest U.S. Attorney, a Democrat Socialist Muslim woman wearing a head to toe black burka, who agrees to a very generous plea bargain she hammered out in five minutes of hard negotiations with Blanchard's Federal Court Appointed Attorney. The deal is this: If Mr. Blanchard agrees to plead guilty before a federal judge and not attempt to bring matters of small importance to the attention of the court like violations civil rights, Writ of Habeas Corpus, torture and so forth, she, the U.S. Attorney, who swears to Allah and the 72 Virgins of Paradise, will see to it personally that Mr. Blanchard will receive no more than 13 months in prison with time served at Club Fed on the beach in Florida with convicted Democrat Congressmen as roommates who are working on their tans. This means Mr. Blanchard is looking at little more than a year prison time. Mr. Blanchard looks at the U.S. Attorney with blood shot eyes framed by a head of hair and wild bushy beard and slurs in a drugged voice, “Will you let me go right now if I tell you everything I know about Ronbo? I know I confessed to being Ronbo, but I really don't know anything about him. If you would only tell me something about him I'll tell you right back.”
The offer is refused.
(AP) Today Jerry M. Blanchard was sentenced to 120 months in prison and three years probation for the attempted assassination of The Great Helmsman Obama and obstruction of justice after pleading guilty before a federal court. When asked by the judge if he had anything to say before sentencing Mr. Blanchard made a very strange remark, “I know the identity of Ronbo....I'm Ronbo!” Mr. Blanchard has been sent to USP Atlanta where he has been placed in a cell with five members of the Nation of Islam due to his conversion to the Muslim faith while in jail.
THE ARTICLE ABOVE IS POLITICAL SATIRE THAT BEARS A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP TO THE TRUTH LIKE ALL GOOD SATIRE. IT IS PROTECTED SPEECH UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT. THE AUTHOR HAS NEVER MET JERRY M. BLANCHARD OR AS HAD CONTACT WITH HIM. THIS SATIRE WAS PRODUCED WITH THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF GAINING PUBLIC ATTENTION TO HIS PRESENT CONDITION AS A POLITICAL PRISONER. THE AUTHOR DOES NOT ADVOCATE VIOLENCE DIRECTED AGAINST THE LORD MESSIAH OBAMA EVEN IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE THE ANTI-CHRIST AND THE DESTROYER OF THE AMERICAN REPUBLIC. WHAT GOD DOES TO HIM IS ANOTHER MATTER FAR ABOVE THE PAY GRADE OF SERGEANT RONBO.
Also:
THE AUTHOR HAS NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THE UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE! THIS ORGANIZATION IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES. IT SHOULD BE DISBANDED AND PROTECTION OF THE PRESIDENT GIVEN OVER TO HONEST MEN AND WOMEN OF THE ARMED FORCES.
The U.S. Secret Service – This elite Praetorian Presidential Guard is not to be confused with the Schutzstaffel (Protection Squad) SS Praetorian Guard that murdered and imprisoned millions of innocent people in the Second World War which began its existence as a few agents charged with the protection of Adolf Hitler.
THE LAST WORD:
JERRY M BLANCHARD 23096-058 48 White M --Jerry is being held at FCI Butner, NC. where I was incarcerated in 1994 and 1995. I'm in the process of contacting him. To my knowledge Jerry has not been tried, yet he is already an inmate in a federal prison and given a prison number! What happened to the Writ of Habeas Corpus? Bail?
At least I was tried and convicted in 1994 BEFORE I was sent to prison! This is chilling folks!!! So now anyone the SS says is a "threat" to Obama can be arrested, accused of being a nut case, sent to a prison psycho ward, and given drugs and "treatment" against his will. No lawyer. No bail. Just jail.
This is happening today in the USA and not Soviet Russia in the 1970s when political opponents of the Communist regime were deemed "Insane" and given drugs which ruined their minds and health. I say we form a "Get Jerry Out Of Jail" chapter. As I see it with the massive violation of his Constitutional rights, Jerry should be immediately released and paid a large dollar amount for damages. Also, the SS agents in charge need to be indicted for major civil rights violations. The old "I was only doing my duty" routine died in the Nazi war crime trials.
Jerry's address:
FCI BUTNER MEDIUM I
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
ATTN: Jerry Blanchard 23096-058
P.O. BOX 1000
BUTNER, NC 27509
*Please feel free to send money. A U.S. Postal Money Order is best and it's very important to put the inmate register number on the check along with the name, otherwise the Government will cash it and use the money for their own purposes. Even a small amount of money..$5 or $10 is big money inside and very important since many needed personal items aren't issued by the prison. What say you? This guy is a registered Republican and now a political prisoner abandoned by nearly everyone for the high crime of being against Obama and saying so. There but for the Grace of God go all Patriots.
2 comments:
If you have never met Mr. Blanchard nor have had any contact with him, then how would you have any idea what he has experienced? Is this possibably your distorted view of procedures which lead to your criminial conviction? Being one that knows very little about this entire subject, it appears Mr. Blanchard would be better served if you resigned from your self appointed position of president of his fan club.
One word: S-A-T-I-R-E.
You can look up the definition for free at dictionary dot com.
In regards to my topic: It is one I know all too well having served over four years in various federal prisons for the alleged assassination of William Jefferson Clinton in 1994.
What? It didn't happen? Of course not! But it didn't stop the SS from sending an innocent man up the river after first raping the U.S. Constitution.
Do you know the difference between a diseased gutter rat and an SS agent? The SS agent has better PR.
Anyhow, thanks for the kind words. I can always tell when an article hits home and hurts by the outraged comments I get from the Leftists.